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(✋) 方(fāng )世玉(🤠)的(de )母(🌞)亲苗(miáo )翠(cuì )(👓)花(huā )(萧(xiāo )(💪)芳(fāng )芳 饰(shì ))听(tīng )说(shuō )儿(ér )(🤷)子(zǐ )(👃)擂(🧤)台(tái )(🔔)上(shàng )败(bài )(🤲)下(xià )阵(zhèn ),自(💠)觉(👺)颜(yán )面(miàn )(🏯)无光(guāng )(🎋),于(yú )是(shì )(🐀)化(huà )(🧟)身方世(shì )(🤖)玉(yù )(⚾)的(de )(🕯)哥(🌮)哥(gē )方(fāng )(🗳)大玉(yù )前(❕)往(💝)打擂(💔),一举(jǔ )(🍑)打(dǎ )败(bài )了(le )李小(🐾)环。岂(🈸)料(liào )(➡)雷(léi )老(🐛)虎(🌹)当(⛏)晚(🐨)即(jí )(👪)派(🥋)人(rén )(🤷)来(lái )(🃏)接(🌪)方大玉(yù )成(chéng )亲。世(shì )玉(yù )为(🔈)救(jiù )(🏒)母亲(qīn )(💿),只(zhī )有(🈺)代(dài )(🤔)替(📧)母(mǔ )亲前往(⏲)雷家成(chéng )(👌)亲(qīn )(💏)。
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